May 19, 2020
You're not gonna like this one if you're Rian Johnson. Rian, if you're reading this, please don't be--angry.
You guessed it, we're talking about anger and Stephen's using it as yet another opportunity to throw movies he doesn't like under the bus. The boys also end up fighting about crocs, discussing marriage, and dreaming of tea parties. You won't want to miss out!
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May 1, 2020
Bet you thought we were gone forever. Ha. Nice try. While COVID-19 has (severely) thrown off our ability to schedule well, it sure hasn't thrown off our ability to complain about Kenneth Copeland!
Also, asking for a friend: How much are turnips on your island?
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March 21, 2020
A significantly less produced, mostly unedited episode, with one topic. Can you guess the topic? You can guess the topic.
COVID-19 is everywhere and is affecting everyone in some way or another. There's a lot of conversations clogging every conceivable channel, we just thought it'd be nice to add a lighthearted one centered around God and His universe.
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Stay safe, stay sane, and wash those hands!
March 18, 2020
This was recorded three weeks ago, but we've been so busy fighting to the death over Purell in the middle of Target that we're just now getting around to posting it. Whoops!
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February 25, 2020
Stephen is a fool. You'll hear why in this episode. Thankfully, his folly makes for great podcasting. Also in this episode is Jacob making an unlikely friend and Tim flexing his seminary muscles.
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February 12, 2020
PAUSE THAT NETFLIX SHOW AND REPENT. Just kidding. Maybe!
The boys are back and joining them is returning guest Nicole, here to discuss witchcraft, repentance, and Zebra Cakes! All in a day's work.
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January 25, 2020
Now that you can't go anywhere, listen to our great new episode and leave us a review! Also, send questions to email@example.com
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January 11, 2020
We made it to 10 episodes so we thought it'd be fun to mix things up--so naturally 70% of this is incoherent!
Special thanks to Matt Chandler and Citizens--please don't come after us, we love you. Mackie and Comer, our phones await.
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December 11, 2019
Not gonna lie; there's a lot of Star Wars talk in this. So we hope you like Star Wars.
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Thanks for listening, this is the way!
November 22, 2019
LET THE RECORD SHOW this episode was originally recorded 11/4/2019, a week before Kanye announced he'd be at Osteen's stadium. How's that for prophecy?
Also discussed in this episode are book awards, the creation narrative, Bill Nye, personality tests, and more!
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